My daughter Eve, age 11, has just finished her SATs. She worked really hard and I'm very proud of her. As a treat her class are now going to set up their own magazine. Eve loves jokes and is hoping she can be in charge of the jokes section.
Here are some of her favourite book jokes :
The Haunted House by Hugo First
Out Of The Window by Eileen Dover
Safe Blowing by Dinah Mite
The First Bird by Terry Dactyl
Last Day Of School by Gladys Friday
Get Rich Quick by Robin Banks
Down In The Forest by Teresa Green
Cookery For Beginners by Egon Chips
I hope Eve gets the job!
I may have some exciting news about Princess Spaghetti soon ....